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Once upon a time there were magical hippos

  • Once upon a time there were magical hippos from the grand land of Germany. Every day they would hail Mexico and rule all of the minorities from the mother land then they would

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  • Go and eat some fried chicken while playing metriod other m. and would spend half thier life doing absolutly nothing. Then they

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  • All gathered round and sang coom-bi-ya and ate marshmellows as they looked at eachother with awkward grins.

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  • Then they then awkwardly looked in eachothers eyes.... Then it happened, the biggest, sloppiest, fattest

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  • brokeback mountain scene again in history.

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  • With chaps without the butt end. Bubba looking real lonely and then his brother in tight jean shorts with a rip in the butt crack.

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  • began to stare at each other with a tiwnkle in their eye his brother looks up and asks "bubba do you need ointment for ur chapped cheecks?

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  • "No," he said "I like the pain." and off they went crackin the whip on each other one cheek at a time.

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  • Until their buns were hamburger. The police had been listening. They broke the door down and found them there. Satiated and bloody. When the handcuffs came out they smiled.

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  • Especially Wendy. Because that afternoon she found out why they called Ronald the Big Mac.

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