What of the toad? The frogs just weren't working. The princes would always have some tell-tale problem: a long tongue, a propensity to eat flies, major leaping, etc. Now, she was on to the toads. True, the toads weren't princely, but she thought there was something curiously attractive about them in a badass kind of way. Plus they rode Harleys. She hiked up her skirts & hopped on the first one available.But first she kissed the toad,and although his toad form was not appealing at all,his prince form was to die for.And she did cause of the venom but that had been on her 3rd album, Smokie Pies, eleven years ago. There very few that heard it anyway due to the failed distribution deal. Cause of the Venom was written in tears. Songs that liked the crowd were forgiven for their lack of cadence. It was enough that they were friendly, the judges thought. So, the happy songs with the crummy rhythms were embraced by society, especially when famous Rap Artists sampled Oriental Polka Music and couples tried dancing to it. The judges scored them a perfect 10 for effort. In truth, the judges liked that she danced minus underwear plus lederhosen times saddle shoes divided by the non-negative reflexive property of no shoelaces. (And you thought polka music was just about accordions.) In fact, the mathematics of polka music stymied even Albert Einstein. Working tirelessly to theorize it, he finally gave up. “Screw it,” he wrote, “I’m going back to Relativity."

 

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1 Woab's photo

Yeay! m80 is back!

2 LordVacuity's photo

Einstien work on general relativity and special relativity get all the fanfare but his work in erotic relativity is usually glossed over for obvious reasons.

Say what you will but Albert had the best gams of any prominent theoretical physicists in recent history. Better than Marie Curie’s for sure.

3 LordVacuity's photo

Of course by that time, Marie already had radiation sickness. I’m sure before that she would have given Albert a run for his money. One would presume she already had a head start by being a woman.

4 Woab's photo

She could still give him a run for his money by giving him a run in his stocking. (Having consulted with Lucille Ball.)

5 SlimWhitman's photo

It’s nice to see m80 in the fold again!
This story reminds me of a very old one which I participated in more or less right after I joined FS.
It got the nod from the foldingstory newsletter back in the early days when there was such a thing:

foldingstory.com/x10ru

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