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As I sat there with the dessert menu I thought back to that summer day I'd made myself sick eating the whole bucket of blueberries and the folks at the church picnic never got
Finished
2022-11-27 19:56:43
Took
9 years, 36 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes, 59 seconds
9
I'm not sure anyone was really surprised the day I screamed some pretty colorful new curse words at my boss, quit my job, and ran off to join the circus.
Finished
2022-11-27 19:42:22
Took
9 years, 37 days, 8 hours, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
27
It was the summer of July, 1986. That's where it all began.
Finished
2024-05-11 19:24:40
Took
9 years, 38 days, 18 hours, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
19
I was distracted by the unpeeled orange on the counter. I thought, who would leave an orange unpeeled like this? What kind of monster? What kind of sick, twisted, evil, wicked
Finished
2022-10-14 20:57:46
Took
9 years, 47 days, 21 hours, 26 minutes, 49 seconds
28
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody's lookin' for stilton.
Finished
2023-08-07 20:01:45
Took
9 years, 48 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes, 49 seconds
13
The girl on the radio sang, "He has South Dakota arms," and I have no idea what that could possibly mean. Why not North Dakota arms? Are his arms on the Mt. Rushmore of arms? Help!
Finished
2023-06-16 19:27:12
Took
9 years, 54 days, 8 hours, 3 minutes, 35 seconds
10
Hurry! Wrap the coffin with blood soaked string! Quickly! light sage incense! and now for the sticky rice! INSTANT?
Finished
2023-07-22 22:15:04
Took
9 years, 54 days, 22 hours, 53 minutes, 55 seconds
9
Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. Womp. went the big ghastly
Finished
2022-12-11 03:50:30
Took
9 years, 55 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes, 50 seconds
21
"I'm lonely." he lamented in desperation. "I'm missing people in my life. I need someone." He turned to face me. I could only stare at him, speechless. He turned towards the window
Finished
2022-10-14 13:01:36
Took
9 years, 58 days, 16 hours, 53 minutes, 3 seconds
10
I assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than
Finished
2023-07-25 08:51:10
Took
9 years, 62 days, 20 hours, 51 minutes, 56 seconds
19
Twas the night before the birthing, and all through the tent, nothing was stirring, not even 50cent. 50Cent was 2busy mixing martinis 2worry about the c section happening 1 tent ov
Finished
2022-11-09 18:02:05
Took
9 years, 63 days, 3 hours, 28 minutes, 45 seconds
19
Mother always said "Don't play with your food" but this is a matter of life & death. But to complete the magic I need a ripe mango. Where in this carnage will I find exotic fruit?
Finished
2022-12-29 02:17:42
Took
9 years, 71 days, 12 hours, 40 minutes, 39 seconds
10
Abruptly,the onomatopoeia rolled off his feral tongue and he kept mooing to the girl sitting on the steps to the brick town house,as she smiled most condescentingly.
Finished
2022-10-25 23:38:09
Took
9 years, 77 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, 14 seconds
18
Although euros have a light hint of cresote, nothing can compare to the smoky aroma of a burning hundred dollar billl.
Finished
2022-10-27 16:33:52
Took
9 years, 78 days, 5 hours, 14 minutes, 52 seconds
23
The butterfly landed on the flower, it's wings threatening to sail away in the wind. But the ant, in the stamen looked up and said something really harsh. "Is it true that
Finished
2023-05-19 19:21:16
Took
9 years, 83 days, 19 hours, 45 minutes, 2 seconds
25
Feeling challenged to begin a story that doesn't contain the "p word" I transport you to a planet inhabited only a species of sentient vegetatively propagating flatworms: Flatland.
Finished
2023-05-02 15:22:02
Took
9 years, 87 days, 20 hours, 27 minutes, 28 seconds
19
I went to the park with my friends .when, we got there, we saw a alive trees uprooting itself and coming towards us with a rocket launcher and a guitar playing with it .........
Finished
2023-09-11 05:23:44
Took
9 years, 89 days, 1 hour, 52 seconds
25
Gaston sucked his biro. He really wanted to sign the 'Don't Touch My Whore' petition, but what if his wife found out?
Finished
2023-01-27 19:47:08
Took
9 years, 89 days, 14 hours, 47 minutes, 38 seconds
18
"Hot damn boy, you could sell ice to Eskimos!" cackled Grandpa as I handed him the money. Three long weeks I'd spent putting that deal together and now it seemed
Finished
2023-01-20 17:13:24
Took
9 years, 90 days, 44 minutes, 16 seconds
9
I drew the robe tightly about me and settled down for a nice long nap. But the robe was not a robe. It was a piece of military technology designed to kill me. Awwwkwwarrdd....
Finished
2022-11-26 17:38:11
Took
9 years, 90 days, 18 hours, 15 minutes, 28 seconds
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