When I woke up today, I realized that my neighbour had been murdered in her living room.

Okay you little rags in the dirt. Listen up because I won't repeat myself:

The doctor told me that I suffered from "severely worrisome amounts of gangsta," known most commonly by the endearing term swag. I asked how much longer I had to live when he

He was running in the night from someone that was following him, someone who did not want him to publish that corruption story. He reached to his gun and calculated his steps. Now!

His strained eyes jumped from the blinking cursor of the dulling screen to the bobblehead at the front of the room wading left and right, back and forth through the stale air.

"Say, what would you get if you crossed a hen with a duck?" Emily asked Brian in science class one rainy afternoon.

"All right, all right, all right. I'm gonna run into one today. I ain't lying. I feel it in my bones, baby. Gonna give one a ride. . .deep. . .far into the October night!"

One day a boy was walking when he found a puppy in a box

She wore flowers in her hair, on her dress and elsewhere. She smiled and gave me a wave and I

Harry Potter was a school boy

I lost another one. Between when it lit & when I realized that I had passed it on the river & then completely forgot it all together, were mere seconds but aeons in transgressions.

We had the kind of close friendship, Joey and I, that went without words. So, when I turned up at his door with corpse sticking out of the boot, he immediately knew

A boy is hiding behind a couch, not knowing who or what will approach him.

The earwig looked around the doorframe for the last time. "Freedom," she thought, "How I've dreamed of you." All those long hours of just being another pest were finally at an end.

Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London for a week

15 out of a hundred wooden spoons

Bernice the bear lived in a zoo. It was dingy, small, and the people there treated her like an animal. (Irony?) She planned to escape the next day; Her plan was to

I woke up in a hospital...I think it was a hospital...in pain. People dressed in white were surrounding me, looking down at me. But I couldn't talk. I looked down at myself. I was

My family looks upon my career as printer salesman with some derision, but I'm about to make the deal of a lifetime. "The Duke" wanted a new face to evade the feds & my 3D printer

From the deep within the shadows, a man had stepped forward. Cruel were his intentions, but even crueler was his fate. His footsteps rapped accross the grainy asphalt.