He was fool because he still believed in "win-wins"

The meeting was held in the office of the Magistrate. Six men recalling their most recent golf game

His cousin had chimpanzee-laughed right in his face. Well that wasn't going to stop him from inventing a perpetual motion machine. People had laughed at Einstein when he

Giant yellow letters surrounded in an angry red circle reflected onto his face, distorting his intent with a hateful hue. He'd meant for the look to be humorously scornful, but

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Fourteen years after she was abducted, trying to decide what was real and what had had been drilled in so far that it had supplanted reality was impossible. They'd started with

"Am I dead?" I wondered. The light at the end of the tunnel I was always told about was nowhere to be seen. I just floated gracefully until I ran into what appeared to be

On Friday morning the Freshman walked into school and saw 3 seniors with a trashcan looking at him, so the freshman..

I have never heard of such thing... It has terrifying red eyes and big mortifying teeth thirsty for blood. I thought it was just a joke to scare my friend.

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Rudolph Hess was Hitler's secretary and stood by him during the lean years which meant that

I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I lost it.

Gloria breathed heavily as she sat and waited for me to notice. As dogs went, she had them all beat so I made the best effort to take her out before she started to leak. Damn dog

I sat staring at the TV,I could feel my eyes slowly start to water. But I couldn't stop watching now, this is my daughters first one there is no way i'm gonna miss it.

While she stared down at him she was thinking about how cute he was. Then he opened his eyes and said

The man ran to catch his flight to Japan. He was having trouble remembering why he was going to japan, or who he even was! But one look into his carry-on helped his remember...

After 6 hours of trudging throught the desert, I finally came to the realization that there was no hope. This desert seemed endless and just as I was about to give up I saw a huge.

Jim walked to the end of the block and turned into the alley. He knew she was following him. He wanted her to. She'd been watching him for days. He went for his gun but she was

They said it was the second coming. The clouds were blood red and raining bats.Tarantulas grew opposable thumbs, and began to giving incredible reviews to horrible movies.

A long long long long long time ago, back in the ancient times, there was a dog named Raphiel. Raphiel was shorter than other dogs, but on one particular day, something happened.