She looked in the closet and found

“What am I doing here?” Bronco opened his eyes for what seemed the hundredth time in an hour, and immediately the plain whitewashed walls began to close in like the...

What is honestly the point of living? If I die will the world stop spinning, will the plants stop producing oxygen? No, so what's the point? Oh yeah,

"Alrighty, let's get started, shall we? This seminar is 'How to Live Forever.' First things first, (and I want to underscore the importance of this, people), don't die. Second,

I wanna be a brilliant geezer. It's what I aspire to. Right now I'm working on having enough life changing experiences. The tricky part really is surviving into old age to tell abo

Now I've heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord.

I stood alone in a crowded place, a sprawling old mansion in a cramped part of town. Houses in Southside had room for perhaps a tree, or a little driveway in the front yard, but...

"When I crowd-sourced my study to count female snail penises I had no idea it would go viral, Beth". "Dr. Smoot, the largest number of snail penises were found in the White House G

Maximus Gladitorious Bonzo fled the scene of the battle with a fish on his sword and

you deserve better, I'm telling you that you deserve better!

What is the word tonight bro?

you are my addiction !

She wrote a silly four line poem. It went like this: 'Animals are fine, Behind the lines, Of another country, But please not near me ....ever.

So - this tuesday, about two years ago, was just a day that ran late. My coffee was ex-

The scientists who brought us Magic Candles had also experimented with self-regenerating Magic Icing. "Never come up short on shortening," they claimed. But disaster struck when

Love Actually was shot in England. What people don't know was the Hugh Grant has been dead for 5 years and they were able to

Dog walker Katrina Klaus was found not guilty today of violating the local poop-scooping ordinance despite photographic evidence against her that purportedly depicted a huge

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named allison.

Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The magician thought this was his lucky day. When he reached into his hat, instead of a rabbit, he pulled out a BLANK"

He was a fisherman and a liar, which is pretty redundant. But he also looked like a soldier from the civil war. He had that kind of boyish face with serial killer eyes and