"Just do it!"

Lilly screamed. With one final glance, I looked back at my best friend. Then, I jumped into the spinning black vortex. Wind caused my strawberry blond hair to whip around my face.

My thick long crimson lashes fluttered and my full lips with burgundy lipstick pursed. I cocked my head to the side to show my aquiline profile as the vortex engulfed me.

The vortex had become aroused & stepped up its vaccuming effect, sucking me deeper into its core. At last I was thrust outward, to land on Hillary Clinton. Munchkins began cheering

Hillary Clinton shot an incredulous look at me as I quickly jumped away from her, cringing while brushing off my clothes. Munchkins surrounded the platform. It was a rally.

Luckily, the munchkins were only attracted to utter nonsense, so they surrounded Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton was relieved, but not for long, because Ben Carson had just arrived

to attack her. Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders was arming the munchkins with guns to 'go out there and make everyone feel the bern'. Kasich, near by, did nothing to help his Republican

Friends. He was too busy counting the beans and classifying them. There were six bins. The munchkins accidentally met with Shark Lady and Shark Man. They were buying medications at

Good Drugs. The devil was in line in front of them with half priced sushi and a can of evaporated milk. They started telling each other Devil tales silently with their eyebrows.

"Look, I hate to interrupt your little story-time," said the cashier, "but let's move it along. That'll be $4.59." With a wave of his eyebrows, Satan sent her to Heck forever.