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The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels

  • The zombie Eloi advanced toward the citadels of the Morlocks, Tupperware and Frisbees dropping from their mindless yet beautiful hands. The Eloi did not have nutrition in mind,

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  • likely because they had devolved to a humanoid paste. Staving off postmortem anhedonia with expressive eyebrows, the undead Eloi nudged along the Plan-A-Picnic kits until a Morlock

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  • broke out the lawn darts. Morlock threw the darts and undead Eloi smelled the macaroni salad. Had the mayo gone off?

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  • Actually, Mayo had. He was on a plane to Hawaii to celebrate a much deserved holiday when the head-stewardess suddenly realized she was going to have to serve dry salad leaves.

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  • So the stewardess seduced Mayo & lead him to the plane's bathroom. He was unaware she wanted to crack his top open & lube the dry salad with his insides to serve to the passengers.

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  • Mayo thought the stewardess lead him into the bathroom for...you know. So, imagine her surprise when he asked her if she liked miracle whip. She whimpered and stammered, "Lettuce

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  • and your salami will be fine." Mayo winked but in his rush to unwrap the salami he tore open a bag of trail mix and spilled his seed on her belly. The stewardess gasped

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  • for air as she began to choke on her own barf. Meanwhile, Mayo ate the trail mix scattered all over the floor and the stewardess's belly. He also ate the

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  • pork pie crumbs, jelly babies, pickles, relish, complimentary peanuts, & a kosher sausage, but when he reached aisle 35, & encountered a man lighting his shoe, Mayo's canine sense

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  • kicked in and he lifted his leg and whizzed on an unsuspecting male shopper bending down to grab a can of low fat coconut milk. Clean up on aisle 35!

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3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jan 13 2013 @ 08:56

    Happy Ending... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zFGSUxsaY

  2. inatick Jan 13 2013 @ 09:02

    Cheeky dog.

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