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The princess and the price lived happily

  • The princess and the price lived happily ever after. the end. or so they thought. in fact, godzilla was waiting for them back at the half destroyed castle. hungry for royal meat godzilla

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  • was picking his teeth with a lance. The prince sighed, "I just removed the "Just Married" sign and now this. Hon, can you get my Vorpal blade out of the trunk?" Godzilla let out a

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  • a screech of indignation. What was keeping the Prince? He wasn't just any Dragon after all, he was GODzilla! Just then the Prince sauntered out holding a

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  • glistening sword. As GODzilla sprung at him, the Prince leaped out of the way, dodging a little old lady bystander selling apples. The Prince grabbed an apple from the cart and

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  • started looking for the app for killing Godzilla. He found it. Shit, it was the only app that was $10,000. He quickly selected "Only Free Apps." There was a Godzilla Killing demo

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  • and it only allowed me to lightly punish Godzilla, I pressed "Kick in the Balls," that only made Godzilla more pissed off. I threw my Iphone at his mouth, hoping he would die from

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  • app poisoning. I had hoped it would at least slow him down, but the giant beast only seemed to draw power from the electronic device. How could it be stopped? What sort of

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  • new poison could we conjure up? I suggested LED poisoning to kill the beast. We considered heavy metal poisoning (a.k.a. Mega-death?), but settled on biomutating his lunchtime PBJ.

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  • The beast unsuspectingly ate the mutated sandwhich, and soon its body was rapidly morphing into something different. It began to look like a

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  • cockatrice. Suddenly in fear you run, but it starts to hiss! Your body slows down and turns into a statue. You die. You were a level 17 Monk with a max HP of 142 on dlvl 32.

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1 Comments

  1. sundancer Aug 17 2011 @ 11:50

    Wow. Very interesting!!!

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