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Dude, you are so gullible.

  • Dude, you are so gullible.

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  • Oh, I am? Wait, no, I meant, "I'm not gullible!"

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  • Screamed the sea gull.

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  • In a flash, Eldrick pulled out his longbow and shot an arrow straight through the seagull's neck. They rewarded him with a wave of cheers. I grinned and

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  • I announced to the audience through the megaphone,"The winner is Prince Eldrick!"The crowd went wild. Chicken fights between humans and seagulls were so exciting! I congratulat

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  • ed Edrick. Then I tossed him into the growing cesspool of fighting seagulls and humans. This was great content for my TV show, "Keeping up with the Seagullshians."

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  • Of course they would need bigger butts in the long run.I knew a guy specializing in plastic surgery for birds;those seagulls would get the biggest butts ever seen on TV! But first

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  • Mr. and Mrs. Seagull consulted their homeopathic doctor to verify this was a good idea. Dr. Sardonicus said it was not. Small butts are healthier, just as with humans. Mr. Seagull

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  • Then consulted with Professor Loomis who agreed that small butts were healthier but bubble butts worked best during a siege. Like this one of Constantinople that I promised not to

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  • Do three hours ago when Smarmy Mathers dragged me out of the house promising lots of beer and lots of pussy. We were at an All You Can Eat pussy bar with no girls & no permit.

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