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"Alright class, you will be pairing up with

  • "Alright class, you will be pairing up with someone you haven't worked with before for this lab." The teacher said.

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  • I reluctantly looked over at Steve. He was pointing at me and winking. Urgh. Steve. Thankfully, Applied Magnetics labs required heavy lead shielding so at I could ignore him

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  • I turned to the monitor to continue my work. Oh no. He sent me an email. It said, "Hey ;)". I deleted Steve's message and continued with my lab report.

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  • Another message arrived, again from Steve. It said "Do U h8 me ;-)" I deleted this one too. I was getting nowhere with my lab report on internet harrassment. Then I hit on an idea

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  • list and smacked that good for nothing ideal loving sheep so hard, that the resonance of the slap was heard all the way in Nepal, Mt Everest. This inadvertently caused an avalanche

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  • that swept away the entirety of the country, literally wiping it off the map. This started a chain reaction in other countries, with citizens demanding to be taken off the map, too

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  • Soon, the entire world had been physically uploaded to the internet and converted to binary data. While inside, human civilization enjoyed a disembodied utopia, to the rest of the

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  • Story may not fit in these ten lines. That means another folding story can grow out of this one. The folding story king agreed there must be a sequel, being a participant himself.

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  • What the folding story king didn't realize was sequels are often not as well received when lacking celebrity cameos. Luckily, Det. Manatee stepped out from behind a potted plant

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  • just before it was cut to ribbons by a passing motorboat. Det. Manatee hadn't seen that coming. He was actually very unobservant and a piss-poor detective. But it was a living.

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