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Shiva was a god who really like dancing I

  • Shiva was a god who really like dancing I have been a rare goddess that he has not been romancing

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  • But Shiva was the god of inner awakening, the self realization could be earth shaking

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  • or maybe it was the tectonic plates colliding. I wasn't sure but felt my instinct was stronger than science. When I visited Indonesia for a skiing holiday

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  • , I stopped in to visit Dr. Hermawhan Hermawhan, Indonesia's top geologist and part-time stand-up comedian. "Dr. Hermawhan, what are the chances that an earthquake will

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  • open a seam beneath a volcano which reaches to the ocean, drawing in a massive school of sharks, therefore resulting in a dreaded 'sharkcano'? This possibility has terrified me

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  • many times. A killer shark that could command the powers of a volcano? I shuddered and just hoped this 'sharkano' didn't exist.

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  • But hope, like a malformed butterfly emerging from its chrysalis and failing to spread its wings, shrivelled before my eyes as the Sharkano opened its jaws & a pyroclastic flow rol

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  • led out from underneath its tough and scratchy tongue. Now I knew for sure all hope was lost. How was I going to swim away from this mess. Suddenly I had an inspiration

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  • but it soon got washed away, along with my consciousness, by giant waves of drool that the monster had sent my way. I was awakaned by the pain of venom coursing through my veins,

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  • and a pounding in my temples echoing Soft Cell's "Tainted Love." If I was to go down, my knowledge of the whereabouts of the vampire nest would mean the end of the terror in Ohio.

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