I sat down in front of the suspect. He hadn't

Mugsy said, "Go ahead copper, do your worse but you'll never get it out of me. My quick-rising buttermilk biscuit recipe will never be revealed." I popped a tape of Barefoot Contes

into the microwave and turned it on for 3 minutes. I knew the smell of melting plastic would distract Mugsy long enough to search the kitchen for his secret biscuit recipe

As Mugsy ran around shouting for help over the piercing fire alarm, I snooped around, pretending to look for a fire extinguisher. Ah-HA! I found the secret biscuit recipe behind

the old moldy refrigerator in Mrs. Gibbons room. Unfortunately, it was on fire. But I had to get that biscuit recipe, So I endured the flames, reached behind the fridge, and felt

for the envelop she had taped back there. She kept all her best recipes in that envelop for safe keeping. The biscuit competition goons were after her secret ingredient ever since

she took first, second, and third at the 2004 Iowa State Biscuit Bakeoff. Maude had been making guerilla biscuits and backalley marmalade ever since. The biscuit goons had tracked

her down to Albuquerque, New Mexico; they had hoped they could restrain her and force her to cook biscuits in their underground biscuit lab.. They didn't count of the radiation of

which caused them all to kick the biscuit. You see Esperanza Maximina Bustos Moras dog Pancho ate one of the Bequerel ladden biscuits & mutated into a giant salivating mastiff

. I quickly covered SlimWhitman's penis with peanut butter and asked the Mastiff to proceed, knowing well that SlimWhitman would soon become a full-fledged man.