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Hey there Dapper Dan! You like a smooth operator

  • Hey there Dapper Dan! You like a smooth operator who can rub two coins together. I get a little dealeo for you. (You know what I'm sayin'?) Its easy-peasy lemon-squeezy. Hey!

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  • and then I dropped to my knee. Ron Pompeil was giving auditions for the next Billie Mays and I'd just given him my best "get your red hots, right here" but Ron's eyes

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  • shot at me and he hollered at me to 'Shut the f..k up!' I was the biggest fan of the Chicken Rotisserie Oven, but this was unforgiveable. I swore I would bring Ron Pompeil down if

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  • I had to invoke all the fury of a volcano. Ron Pompeil fawned his shit-eating grin as if he hadn't expelled obscenities at me. Even if he erupted, nobody gave a care. I must have

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  • Been destined to fold aging stories and fold them because they were the brainchildren of Dr. Rhdgjdjlkmi. He was my mentor, 1736 years ago in a previous life. A dog named Gkhrdfhux

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  • returned to the place of Dr. Rhdgjdjlkmi's last fold faithfully everyday for a millenium. The dog was an android carrying the illegal lgjshlsdfsfll chip. Gkhrdfhux could recite any

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  • Proghsajsjdfjddiam solipsism at the drop of a lmlmids5sdf. Imagine that, Gkhrdfhux thought. Me, thinking beyond the self. I began here at Dr. Rhdgjdjlkmi's last fold and here I

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  • closed the page.

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  • Wait. Where did the page go? I looked under the covers. It disappeared. Like how early explorers thought that if you sailed to the edge of the world, you'd fall off.

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  • Funny, how you're always left looking for things you thought were safely tucked away. There was nothing for it, I'd have to go find another one. This time, I'd do it the right way.

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