I was listening to my favorite band, Emmure,

the song changed and the band The Devil Wears Prada came on with the song Outnumbered and zombies started trying to invade my house but

I had the doors and windows were boarded up. "Stupid zombies" i said with a slight chuckel under my breath. I went to the roof and got my sniper rifle, got on my stomach and fired.

i shot one!!! he is dead! but there was still too many. i didnt know what to do! i was afraid that they would get in my house and kill me! i keep shooting as they got closer.

I thought to myself, "Self: I'm so happy that Call of Duty prepared me to handle a zombie crisis like this!" The remaining zombies had all fled until

suddenly I had found that they were not dead but only had passed out due to a lack of blood as they ran at me......

I started moving away slowly. I tried to make it look like i wasn't scared, but that didn't last. I turned around and ran. I was moving fast until something stuck its leg out. then

it stuck its leg back in. I stopped running totally. The thing then did the Hokie Pokie and turned itself around. The Government Men caught me. The people on my planet will be

so disturbed of the fact that I had to watch the hokie pokie, but glad to know that the G men saved me from embarrassing them with my own rendition of the hokie pokie. But I was

a died in the wool Gobbler fan & so they let me wear my HokieBird costume in the pokie. I was pretty low on the pecking order in the Penn until I got us Turkeyloaf on Thanksgiving