He beckoned before a mirage of shocking images

slithered over to the lamp and there was grimy, wretched feel of worms. Except they most certainly weren't worms....They were

cold spaghetti noodles. Once again, mom had put together her infamous Spooky Buffet. Beneath the lamp I also found a bowl of peeled grape "eyeballs" and a still beating human

bless her heart for thinking she was so creative. oh mom, I remember when on Christmas she put clothes on the tree just to see if we would notice. we did everyone did

they noticed how she ran around naked and

that she had no butt

We could only love her for her mind at this point in life. Only later will we put grandma in the old folks home.

But even though i know that , my pride wont allow me to , y'see grandma has been a significant part of my life ever since i could remember , shes the one who taught me how to

spit. She also taught my best friend how to kiss. He tried it on me and I about knocked his head off! BFFs should never kiss, it ruins everything. "Hand me the controller, the

thing that helps me with mind control" I ordered. This would help me to ensure my BFF never tried anything like this ever again.