Our village's peace was shattered one pleasant

cussion separated the townspeople. Rev. Parkins represented the GreenTea Party and Lady Constance headed up the EarlGreys. No one really understood why the riot started, but

someone was teed off and started the Riot. The GreenTea Party thought the EarlGreys were low class, but that was the pot calling the Kettle black. A Brewhaha had boiled over

Which local brew was better, the Goose Island 312 or Hangman 518.

"Of the two Hangman 518 runs circles around Goose Island 312 but they are both piss compared to Witch's Brew #9, the Love Potion," observed the Sphinx to my unspoken question. How

the Sphinx could miss the most important aspect to my unspoken question was beyond me, so I had to come out and ask, "What FLAVOR is Love Potion #9? FLA-VOR?"

The sphinx replied, "What flavor is so amazing that it could make you fall in love with the very next person you beheld?" I thought for a moment. "Chocolate halvah?" I guessed. The

sphinx laughed hysterically. "You WOULD think that, wouldn't you? Hahahahaha! No, my dear blondie, it is vanilla custard! Some people think it's raspberry. But I think it's vanilla

custard. Of course, I don’t have taste buds and my mouth is full of sand, so what would I know. But enough of this food talk. I know why you’ve come here, and furthermore, I know

why you have decided to do it already . after all you needed to defend yourself, and I would be a flat out hypocrite if I said that I wouldn´t do the same. thats just life.