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had been a signal failure at Canary Wharf. With further delays expected the passages wished they'd taken the DLR to Bank tube station rather than the tube. An exchange student

was worth about two nanny's and a pack of gum. See, I am in the underpaid staff and foreigner stock exchange. I can get you any undocumented worker you want so long as

you promise to never stop by my office late Friday afternoon just to spout verbally diahhrea when you damn well know I've still got six things to do and plus I'm supposed to pick

Miss Universe and open a casino in Atlantic City. And you have the nerve to complain that my toupee is tearing the drapes again. Well, I've had it!

Don made a big stink, even with no cigar, but his toupee was calling the shots. The sentient toupee directed the real estate tycoon to open the drapes covering the Trumpmobile.

Ah, look at all those follicles covering the Trumpmobile. It was just as the sentient toupee suspected. Thumping Trump on the head, the toupee then directed Don to get in & drive.

Don said, "Screw you, toupee!" He had one already. The extra toupee was put in a hatbox and put in the trunk. It was given to goodwill, and Trump took a tac deduction for it.

Then Don decided to entrepreneur an orange toupee business, claiming that this would make Americans' hair great again. But it didn't.So thebusiness failed. He got mad so he decided

to ride into the sunset on his miniature motorcycle (hands too small for a big one).It was a marvelous sunset.In fact,it was the most amazing sunset ever."Trump,you win again!"