Sometimes when you are bored, you stare at

  • Sometimes when you are bored, you stare at a clock. I know I do, for a fact. But, when a random sheep pops up in your room, the total opposite happens.

  • The clock face stared at me, mocking me with each tictock, while the sheep romped about my room happily. The drawers of my dresser opened& closed by themselves. My closet door

  • opened and shut, while I sat on my bed bemused. What was going on? it was like something was haunting the room, the way everything was moving around on its own...

  • Or had Margery slipped something in my tea again? I rose to bathe, but found a Dolphin in the bath. I went to get some tea, but found the kettle had grown a pair of legs & run

  • down to the turkish bath to let of some steam. I decided to make spaghetti, but the pot had been evicted for making politically incorrect statements about the kettle & the fork had

  • a headache since this morning, so I didn't want to disturb it. It was a mystery if the fork even had a head. It was difficult making sure all my sentient furniture

  • leeched enough VX gas to snap my old cat out of his staring fits. Chairs, tables, rugs, even the air molecules, they all had a conscience. I punched myself. "Levitate now!"

  • Each violent instant was worse than the last. The rug reddened and the animals fled. This is not an exit: the shapes that make me block the

  • way. The way to the land beyond the closed door, beyond the entrapment that are these walls. The only way out is through himself, but he's not fully here. He'll never find the way

  • out, he thought, despairing at what he would need to do. Eventually it became feasible and his hand crept towards his mouth. Painfully soon, he disappeared with a pop.



  1. Servant Oct 06 2015 @ 23:21

    Wow... WolfyWildOne's avatar is a cat, and he wrote "staring at a clock" in his fold, then I go and write "snap my old cat out of his staring fits". IS THIS TELEPATHY?

  2. Servant Oct 06 2015 @ 23:22

    And that was 7 FOLDS LATER. "There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone. "

  3. SlimWhitman Oct 07 2015 @ 05:51

    Nice. That freakish effect you refer to by another name, we sometimes called completing the circle of life: http://foldingstory.com/neltq/

  4. Servant Oct 10 2015 @ 12:55


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