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Many years later, as he faced the firing

  • Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Mustard was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice Read more: http://www.pan

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  • der2me.gov or at http://www. plotholedigga.com. This Choose Your Fate Foldingstory was racking my nerves. I clicked on the latter link, where Colonel Mustard and I protagonized in

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  • the library with a lead pipe but it was no use. I was having a panic attack. I felt my world fold in over me as I broke down I considered my own fate. It would end soon and I

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  • hadn't even made out my last will and testament yet, mainly because I couldn't decide to whom I should leave my golden harmonica. Just thinking about my harmonica calmed me

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  • but the thought of anyone else touching it was an abomination. The harmonica was the only thing I had left of my time in Cairo. Well, that and a strange burning sensation in my

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  • groin that I got after my nephew dragged to join a protest rally at midnight against the ban on Mexican food. He said he needed it for his documentary in sociology. After that I

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  • refused to join any more anti-tortilla marches, even if my nephew needed the footage for his stupid documentary. Instead, I went home, crawled into bed and watched Titanic while

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  • scrolling through Twidio's Twitter feed, looking for new music from their miraculous recommendations. They claimed to be the first Twitter "radio", but it was all text-based.

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  • I tried highlighting the text on my computer and using the narrator function so I could hear the text, but it wasn't the same as listening to actual music.

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  • What has the world come to, I asked myself. I decided that music would not die. Even though it was against the law, I grabbed my secret 1964 Fender Stratocaster and plugged it

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