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Sopping Wet Joe stopped sopping when he dried

  • Sopping Wet Joe stopped sopping when he dried himself good. The towl was sopping, but Sopping Wet Joe sopped no longer. "Stopping sopping was the best

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  • feeling I've ever had. It took the power of the lord and a lot of hard work to break my addiction to masticating in sopping wet diapers while posting inane thoughts on the inter

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  • webs on a site with the unfortunate name of Foldingstory. Many years after my recovery, my breath still stank like a barge full of diapers. I had to live far away from society beca

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  • use I had developed Halitosis, the condition where your breath basically smells like a poop soaked garbage bag. I was abiding my rule about living far away from society. One day,

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  • I received a legal notice."It has come to our attention your Halitosis is a determent to our community. Henceforth, you will live with your kind in our colony, Badsmellvia."

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  • I sniffed in shock at this olfactory ostracism but the seemingly odious punishment turned out to be a blessing. In Badsmellvia my halitosis was greeted with joyous farting &reeking

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  • asymmetry. If I had only one complaint to voice, it would be that the putridity was being emanated in a unbalanced fashion. Some stank from the left armpit more that the right and

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  • I realised this was the post modern world. It really reeked of dissolution. As a diversion, I did calligraphy and found solace in that, more than ever. I stopped driving as well.

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  • Then I locked myself in a closet and hid from the rest of the world for twenty years. When I finally came out of the closet, the only thing left on Earth was Trump Towers. I didn'

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  • t need the facts of how it happened but I had had twenty years to prepare for this very moment. My fears had proven true and the one thing left to do was detonate the keystone.

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