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10,000 balloons will fall from the sky, along with 10,000 virgin angels who will then perform a dance to the music of 10,000 Maniacs, after which Moral End will receive 10,000

email requests from some prince from Nigeria that needs bank account numbers, and if Moral End decides to help, they will receive a 10,000 $ as well. Now in theory the plan is awes

-truck in the presence of good plans. "Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man," said MoralEnd as he surfed in on an oversized $10,000 check. The Nigerians smuggled SlimWhitman

in hopes of returning him to normal size. The wizard was tired of all these hand-outs. "Look I'm fresh out of courage, just take some hearts and go." The bin said two per customer

but the Tinman was greedy as well as heartless so he took three. After installing all three hearts the Tinman began acting very oddly. What he didn't realize

was that one of the stolen hearts was a spade. The second heart was broken, and the third was an alarm clock. He felt cheated by The Wizard and began plotting his revenge.

He went back to his home town, where he knew an incredibly wicked witch. Still angry, he paid her large amounts of money for her to kill the Wizard and steal him three more hearts.

She did this and presented him with a box containing 3 bloody human hearts and the Wizard's sparkly purple heart as well! But he didn't feel elated as he thought he would. He felt

like going home. He was sorry he'd smoked all that opium. He wanted to go back to the farm in Kansas & raise pigs. "Auntie Em, Auntie Em!" he cried. He woke up in Boston, a lawyer.