♪ Is you is or is you ain't my babe. Maybe

Suzy was thinking: why does this muppet keep phoning me? But I only found that out much much later & now I'm sitting staring at the barred window with no hope for parole for 10 yea

's and 0 nay's for early release. Suzy learned the hard way that this kind of place does things to a mind. The bars. The cinderblocks. The pork 'n beans with no pork. You become

Accustomed to being among the Black Friday zombies, standing in line. Three years after this story was started, the annual Black Friday madness took place, this time with several

incidents. Like when Bennie slapped Norb on the back too hard causing some of his ribs to fly out and his arm to fall off. That was a black day at the Never Die Old Folks Home.

But what will go down in infamy is the Never Die Old Folks Home Bingo riot. It all started when Lillian stood up & instead of yelling "Bingo!" she took a roll from her purse, threw

it, and it hit old Billy on the head. Billy became mad at Lillian, saying, "Wait, is this the part of the game where we eat stuff?" The rest of the people in the retirement home

laughed. Lillian shrugged, "Billy, you know... the tapioca pudding was the first to go." At this, Billy's jaw dropped to the floor.

At that moment we all realised why Billy had been insistent, maybe adamant, about the tapioca pudding. It was the perfect neutralizing medium when your saliva is eating away your f

ace, your foot and your family. Who knew that little Billy was a chemistry wiz? After they wiped off the tapioca they made sure he entered college.