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"It was a dark and stormy night." Scratch

  • "It was a dark and stormy night." Scratch that. "During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day..." Nope. Plagiarism. Aw geez, thought Floyd, I've got writers block again.

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  • Floyd turned to his muse. She was watching "The Price is Right" on a bean bag sipping a Fresca. "Oh now you need me." she mumbled. "Okay, stranger in town, yadda-yadda, go."

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  • But Floyd was a barber. A seriously whimsical barber. He said, "Bee, how can you do this?" "Do what?" Bee asked. "Drink Fresca and watch Price Is Right? We are from the '50's

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  • and the '70s!" Just then a new customer walked into Pink Floyd's barbershop. Aunt Bee scurried out before she could be asked more difficult questions. The new customer was a mar

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  • keting exec. "Have a cigar", said Floyd. "Any color you like?". "Green is the color" said the Exec. Floyd gave him a dye & perm. The exec became comfortably numb in the hairdryer

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  • and asked Floyd if he thought he could tell heaven from hell. Floyd told the Exec. to relax. He'd need some information first. He said "Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr

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  • , and shine!" The Exec. shifted uncomfortably and said: "You wore out your welcome with random precision. Goodbye" Floyd said, "See you on the dark side of the moon," and flounced

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  • his ruffled skirt in the Exec's face. Floyd ran like hell to the dark side of the moon "I wish you were here," he screamed into nothingness. Floyd's comfortable numbness

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  • was eclipsed in time by stress over money problems. When the rabbit that he sent to the moon oracle returned, Floyd said, "Speak to me, what sayeth the gods? Shall I perform a gig

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  • of celestial favor?" Floyd's rabbit tossed a cute plush souvenir of a moonbat at his face, & had this to say to him: "They say they want you to turn down your damn outside lights!"

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4 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Feb 28 2013 @ 12:48

    Moral of the story: Your outside lights do not need to be fullbright, people.

  2. buddyboy4711 Feb 28 2013 @ 13:03

    Green hair is something I can get behind. Who knew marketing execs could be so cool?

  3. PurpleProf Feb 28 2013 @ 14:44

    I LOVE the idea of Pink Floyd's barber shop in Fold 4!!! That stirred my imagination mightily.

  4. SlimWhitman Mar 01 2013 @ 13:25

    Yes, it revved mine up to.

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