"A megalodon isn't a massive Cenozoic shark

into the giant sharks cavity & made the shark say, "Very flattering Mr. Weebs. Although I do prefer the more informal term 'Monster Shark'. Mr Weebs was startled when Kira made the

final plunge into the briny deep. Naked. Sans scuba gear. Letting nature take its course. By course I mean 3 course meal and Kira was the main dish. Chumming the water

with me were my brohort: Marco, Tojo and Brok, and they all started petting me. WTF! "You're beautiful when you're wet, like a sleek monkey dolphin." What my Kira made of this scen

t was shown by Kira's screwed up face. Her disgust pleasured me deeply. It brought me back to the wonderful memories of a syrup-bacon pancake breakfast. Kira clinched her

hair in a crunchie & dropped this bombshell. "We're moving to Belfast. I've got a job & if you want to eat you'd better come too." It was a no-brainer & soon Kira & I were renting

This dog, who followed us everywhere. He was a nice pet who lived and pooped by himself. The only problem was he never found the answer to the universe and everything else

He would tuck his tail by his nose, lie down on his pet bed, and sigh. What was worse, although our dog didn't know the answers to everything, our cat did - and wasn't telling.

That's why we changed his name to Yoda. His answers were cryptic and weirdly phrased. "Kitty want a treat?" Ears twitching, he trilled, "Me treats, give now!" I hastily obeyed.

After all,Yoda the Cat knew all my secrets &, if provoked,would probably use that information against me. I made sure I always had plenty of treats for Yoda,as I had many secrets.