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From the opposite side of the estuary, they

  • From the opposite side of the estuary, they observed the smoking remains of Hartlepool. He heard Sylvia sniff wetly beside him. 'Damned sentiment', he thought to himself, 'too late

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  • for those Hartlepudlians. Serves them right for electing to be run by the Prince of Darkness & a monkey." He climbed onto Sylvia's back & ordered her south to Wuthering Heights

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  • the movie. Once Sylvia and the Prince of Darkness finished they movie they realized they still had some popcorn leftover. Should they take it home or toss it?

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  • Ultimately they decided to bring it home for baby Beelzebub who LOVED movie theater popcorn. She would coo and gurgle and play in the popcorn bucket like

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  • Jonah in the belly of the beast. Little known fact: Jonah & Beelzebub are twin brothers with different fathers and different mothers. Plus, one is natural & the other is infernal.

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  • As twins growing up, Jonah and Beelzebub were inseparable. Then Jonah joined the navy, and Beelzebub started taking devil lessons to become a professional demon. Jonah didn’t like

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  • the disrespect he got in Navy training camp. Just because he was cojoined twins with Beelzebub didn't mean he could not be an officer and a gentleman! So Jonah and his demonic bro

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  • Would hang in th barracks, knocking back brews with the boys. Jonah would slap GI Hoes back and congratulate him on his hearty joke, and Beelzebub would stick a knife in it n twist

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  • it until God came down from Heaven declaring peace among the nations.

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  • …it was that quick, one second everything is copacetic; the next second “boom,” you’re down like a sack of sand… Just a single grain of sand in an endless sandbox of alien origin.

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