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So much for the rain

  • So much for the rain

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  • in Spain which falls mainly on the plain.

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  • The meteorologist was at it again. "The snow in Oslo falls mainly on the hedgerows. The sleet in Magritte falls mainly in the street."

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  • A frustrated ex-thespian, the weatherman enjoyed nothing more than to weave Broadway show tunes into his forecast. "Soon it's gonna rain, I can feel it. Soon it's gonna rain, I can

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  • see the... purple rain, purrrple rainnnn." The former actor/now weatherman whisked a big wig from his back pocket, adjusting it headily. The producer yelled, "Cut to commercial."

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  • But there was no commercial. Instead, there was just dead air. Now that is surprising enough, but what came next was even more shocking. In the dead air came a figure, s shadowy

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  • va-va-voom figure that could only belong to... a Living Barbie! But was she alive, or just plastic? In the dead air it was hard to tell. The studio audience held its breath as she

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  • finally mounted the stairs in her stunning bikini. The TV hosts realized that indeed she was alive. What they didn't realize was like an angler fish she was a human catching proto

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  • zoa and calling it science for the convenience alone. They could never understand the truth or even that there was a Truth, The Truth. That occurred to the level up from that & the

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