Jillantinace (jil-aun-teen-ay-chay) v. 1.

Phantofear (fan-toe-fear) n. 1. The feeling one gets when tripping on an unperceived last step down a flight of stairs. Other New Words:

Ballogant. (Ball-oh-gant) v. 1. The action of rolling a snot in your fingers to dry it out until you can flick it. Usually secretly. Other New Words:

Gurgle (v): to steal a ventriloquist's dummy. Lymph (v) to walk with a lisp. Assassination (n): an arrangement to meet a donkey. Hob-nobbing (n): casual sex with a goblin

Exterminate (v): to murder one's ex-partner. Burger (n): A citizen of a town or city with the -burg suffix, eg: Johannesburg. Phony (adj): having the qualities of a phone.

Mushroom (n): A room containing a mush." Having checked her dictionary, Lucy decided this phony (having the qualities of a phone) salesman could be completely trusted.

Lucy indicated to the salesman she need to speak to him privately. In the corner of the room Lucy whispered to the trustworthy salesman that she was a corporate spy. Her mission

Was to deliver the Holstein cow to the barn for milking. Lucy was in the sky with diamonds and failed to notice the salesman's prowess at finding cash cows for milking. There were

several more infractions listed but the Chief Judge halted all proceedings as soon as he realized what it meant that Lucy was in the sky with diamonds. He set off the silent alarm.

He followed her down to a train in a station where plasticine porters wore looking-glass ties. He looked for the girl with the sun in her eyes, but she was gone. To Cleveland.