You're going to want to sit down for this.

  • You're going to want to sit down for this. Well get dressed first and then sit down. I have a confession to make and it may come as a surprise for some of you.

  • Well, actually there are a few things. I lick my coworkers telephones when I'm sick. I've eaten sandwiches in the fridge that are clearly labeled. I drink milk from the carton, and

  • think hand washing is a waste of time. When I have a cold I just tell people it's allergies. Sometimes it turns out to be the flu, but oh well, too late then! I'll drink the last

  • of my tea and leave influenzal lipstick on the glass. Yes, then the busboy will get sick, and he touches other dishes too. I try this in every town with an anti-vaccine groundswell

  • of a Christian revival and it usually pays well enough to get me to the next town. The only problem is that I have no lovers or friends. But this town, this town is going to change

  • everything for me. I will have lovers who will be friends & friends who will be lovers on an as & when basis. I'll ditch the charismatic preaching & get an honest job chopping veg

  • . I'll change my life for the better. Become renewed, refreshed! Of course there was one man who wasn't about to let bygones be bygones. Reminded of this, the next thing I did was

  • turn my back on atonement. Tell them all to go to Hell, but wait he has already been there and now owns it, so you might not want.

  • Hell was at 3208 W. Armitage. Have your pizzz delivered or go to Hell. Your choice. Visiting was a trip through theland between two walls.

  • Between two walls was the dining room for Lou's Pizzzarhea. No-one there could tell for sure if it was Purgatory or not. It smelled great, but your order never came. Ever. Ever.



  1. SlimWhitman Aug 17 2016 @ 17:12

    Oh, that's not so bad, I thought pizzarhea had something to do with diarrhea and was prepared for the worst.

  2. Woab Aug 17 2016 @ 17:16

    Well, it was only Purgatory. Hell would have been worse.

  3. 49erFaithful Aug 18 2016 @ 09:14

    Pizzzarhea - LOL, I've been there before and hope never to return!

  4. sundancer Nov 02 2016 @ 23:05

    Hahaha Pizzarhea

  5. Woab Nov 03 2016 @ 10:49

    Hee hee.

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