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Bringing firecrackers to his brother's wedding

  • Bringing firecrackers to his brother's wedding was Bill's latest idea for a good practical joke. It would also be his last.

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  • His plan was to hide the firecrackers inside the wedding cake. He would light them and then boom! Cakesplosion! It would surely ruin their relationship!

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  • He began to hide the firecrackers into the beautifully decorated wedding cake. He had only two firecrackers left when he heard someone shout "What do you think you're doing?!"

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  • Startled, he haphazardly stuffed the final two firecrackers into the cake before turning. "Alright, you caught me, I was sampling the frosting!" he explained to the man behind him.

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  • "Just get out of the way, kid." He said, shoving him aside and grabbing the cake, somehow missing the lit fuses of the firecrackers. Seconds later

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  • BOOM! Singed eyebrows and a face full of cake. Those savage kids got out their forks and ate the cake straight off of the man as their parents watched in horror.

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  • The roses got eaten first. Then the grass. Then the yellow cream filling was polished off before anyone could say a word. Good thing two cakes were made by accident, BOGO sale.

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  • We had finally gotten to that point when there was nothing left but each other. You suddenly started wondering what Helga might taste like. Did she taste better than Bertha?

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  • There was no way to know without diving in head first. Helga's head and mine met with a loud bonk. When the room stopped spinning, I finally came to the conclusion that

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  • Helga and I had received concurrent concussions. We gazed at the stars circling our heads and decided that this was Meant To Be. It was almost like falling in love. Painful, too.

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