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Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday

  • Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday party was a little much, but Kathy said that everybody who was anybody was hiring Bip the Clown these days. $800! I wonder what

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  • makes the clown cost so much to see? I decided to hire a cheap clown instead. My boss knew of an illegal immigrant clown who worked dirt cheap. I didn't let Miss Kathy know.

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  • Unfortunately this particular illegal immigrant was wanted in Mexico for killing several people. he used his clown costume to lure others to him. he was just another creepy clown.

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  • Which really made killing a lot of people difficult because no one approached the creepy clown. So, he dressed like a Barrista. Soon he was swarmed by potential victims asking for

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  • packing foam noodles. The creepy clown who dressed as a barrista felt he should have worn a UPS uniform as a disguise but the colour didn't suit him as it clashed with his

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  • freestyle. Creepy Clown Barista shoved two foam noodles up his nose before the next customer came into Starbuck's. "Oooo...here she comes now!" he giggled with menacing glee.

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  • Chuckles The Clown hid behind the counter as Alice and the White Rabbit came in, carrying photographs. Piles of them. They took a table and sat down. Then...all hell broke loose.

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  • Cause in Wonderland, Chuckles and his alter egos, Aunt Fufu & Mr. Fe Fi Fo had split off as separate corporeal entities & Senor Caboom lived up to his name by wiring Alice's

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  • phone to the Wonderland Nuclear Testing Site, so that when Alice dialed Aunt Fufu to complain about the dreadful tea party she unintentionally blew her up, along with Chuckles and

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  • the whole gang except the Cheshire cat who'd already faded from the party taking the Hatter with him. They informed me of the explosion & we held a midnight vigil til drunk. hic!

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1 Comments

  1. Rebbie Dec 05 2016 @ 19:41

    This sounds about right for a wonderland tea party.

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