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Oli ilus talvepäev. Pugesin sooja kombekasse,

  • Oli ilus talvepäev. Pugesin sooja kombekasse, pistsin käed villastesse käpikutesse ja jalad sokkidesse, tõmbasin läkiläki silmini ja olin valmis minema. Minema ...

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  • which, translated from its original language, means...literally...Don't eat the yellow snow!

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  • However, if instead of the original language you translated it from an unrelated language it would mean something completely different. In Dogon it translated into "the dog star's

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  • ministrations, although unasked for, were welcomed and appreciated by White Cold Water On Mountain's Shoulders". The Dogon language was so evocative like that. In Urdu it transla

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  • ted to "Tepid Little Pee Pee Stream".That was the trivial origin of the Mali-Pakistan Diplomatic Spat known in informally in UN diplomatic circles as Tricklegate. Mali's ambassador

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  • had just sat down for a hearty bowel movement when Pakinstan's national anthem was played over the loudspeaker. Needless to say, the diplomat from Mali did not stand up from his

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  • lunch but instead secretly spit spit wads at the Pakinstani representative. But he caught the Mali diplomat red handed. Soon there were spit wads flying everywhere.

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  • A fun time was had by all as the cabinet delved into an all-out spitball warfare, the likes of which put any middle school detention hall to shame. A Turkish ambassador stood up,

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  • and brandished his Kilij! He lopped off one of the cabinet's doors; it was defenseless before his blade. The cabinet's inferior spitball weaponry couldn't even dent his armor of

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  • Solid oak. The cabinet was inhabited by the best folded stories ever, and this is one. Ephemerals became dust bunnies by comparison. The latter had transmogrified into rabbitholes.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Mar 31 2017 @ 15:03

    Fold 1: It was a beautiful winter day. Burrowed beneath the warm tradition cats villastesse, I doned mittens and stockings legs, pulled ushanka silmini and was ready to go. Go ... Now I;m curious to know what the warm tradition cats villastess is...

  2. Rebbie Mar 31 2017 @ 15:14

    Thank you Slim. It's a truly beautiful fold too.

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