51

Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting

  • Epenthesis, parataxis and zeugma were sitting at a bar when in walked hysteron proteron,

    5
  • seeing no one around hysteron leant right over the bar and grabbed his usual bowl of nuts. He sat calmly down and waited for his friends to arrive.

    5
  • Superman walked in. Unshaven. Stinking of gin. He walked over to Hysteron and grabbed his bowl of nuts. Tension erupted. Superman flicked the beer nuts at supersonic

    6
  • speed & bottles behind the bar exploded in clouds of glass dust & liquor. The bartender pointed at the sign. "No superpower use in bar. The management." Two bouncers in kryptonite

    5
  • swimsuits tried to control the situation,but Superman was not cooperating.kryptonite or not,caos was spread and the bar

    5
  • had to be closed. "Listen Superman, I think you have had enough." "Whadya mean? I tain't drivin... I'm flyin! Upz,Upz, anna Way!"

    5
  • The bartender whispered something to the bouncer. Moments later Lois arrived, looking disheveled & pissed."Not again, Superman."she sighed. "Look, it's 2 a.m. & the feeling's gone.

    6
  • The pub is closing and you're drunk. Shall I call a cab?" Superman shrugged, saying he left his car at home. That was a fortunate thing! There was no phone booth anywhere!

    4
  • He tried to turn around and ask the bar keep to call him that cab after all but being drunk and being Superman didn't quite work out. He ended up drilling a hole clean through the

    5
  • wooden floorboards with the mad swiveling of his barstool. " Whee! Bartender, another round on me." The man behind the bar dumped a pitcher of ale on Clark's head. "As you wish."

    5

0 Comments

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!