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This site cracks me up. It really does.

  • This site cracks me up. It really does. I could sit here and add lines to stories all day long. My coworkers constantly wonder why I'm cracking up at my desk.

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  • How do they kill time, fantasy sports? Idle chatter? Bah. All I need are FoldingStory and a clear view of the secretary. A little to the left.... perfect. Uh-oh, the boss! I need

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  • to stop forgetting what daily multivitamins I swap out for viagra for my April fools pranks on my kids each year. Is that why they have been

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  • "they" for so long. It added up. Made sense. Seemed likely. Now I know why people always attribute those cliche's to the "they." You see, it's the viagra that revealed the truth

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  • . I swallowed the truth & the truth set me free...or so they said. I broke free of my reverie, standing fully erect perhaps for the first time in my life, hungry for Doritos. They

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  • were never allowed when I was growing up but dammit my forefathers died facedown in the muck for my freedom and it was my free choice to stuff my face with Doritos Extreme kickin

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  • ' chili flavored chips, in the middle of a work day. At first bite, they were so crisp, the sound echoed thru the whole office, woke my boss from his afternoon siesta, and soon I

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  • had a whole crowd of moochers surround my cubicle. I quickly hid the bag under my desk, but they could tell from my orange dusted fingers. "These Nacho Doritos, they're mine!"

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  • I unsheathed the lethal point of my fountain pen and waved it threateningly at the crowd. "Back to your cubicles," I snarled. "Possession of the Doritos is 9/10ths of the law!"

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  • And so, the Lays-Ruffles alliance eliminated the last remnants of the Dorito empire, and took over the world. Then people discovered other types of food, and forgot all about it.

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