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Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the

  • Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the waterfall’s foam, making it pop like the snot-bubbles on your baby sister’s face.

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  • She turned to the journeyman. "What word from the front, traveler?" He bowed. "Queen Bellaflora, it's ugly out there. King Roundup has been spraying non-specific herbicide all over

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  • your stamens, rendering them sterile & poisoning the drones." "That glyphosatic ass!" cried Queen Bellaflora. "King Roundup is exacting his revenge on me because I was unwilling to

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  • bloom last night." The Orchid Knights marched in to Queen Bellaflora and presented a sack. The Daffodil Magi opened it-a snail. Silence filled the flower court. So, King Round up

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  • had resorted to biowarfare. "He violated the Snail Weapons Convention! To arms!" cried Queen Bellaflora. Her Orchid Knights unsheathed their stamens. King Roundup's pollen allergy

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  • Flared up and he sneezed 2,475 times that month. That's about 30 times average per day. Shark Lady revealed that she had planned this back in 2009. It took time to blow up bubbles

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  • but with a tamped block of C4 it was doable. Blowing up The Bimbo, on the other hand, was going to be a challenge. Bimbo or not, that bitch knew from which direction the bullets we

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  • -re coming. Her aptitude and logic got her thrown out of Bimbos anonymous and she became Tess the Smart Bimbo. Using a passing energy field, Tess bounced the bullets back to the

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  • People shooting at her, and climbed laughing on top of their piling bodies. Fist raised to the sky, she triumphantly yells "I AM TESS-LA!" The smart bimbo took their supplies and

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  • built the world's first self-driving skateboard, riding it away from the crime scene pridefully. She made it three blocks before crashing into a popsicle stand, cooling her pride.

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1 Comments

  1. StigMartyr Jul 30 2019 @ 04:41

    Excellent. I don't remember this story at all! A pleasant surprise.

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