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This is the story of the lovely rose bush.

  • This is the story of the lovely rose bush. It began long ago, with a merry throng that lasted

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  • It grew tall and wide. The rose bush was located in Mr. Johnson's backyard, the one I've longed to own myself for years. Should I steal it, should I just plant a new one. Think!

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  • It was a thorny problem. But my rose bush envy was so great, I worked out a master plan Mrs. Johnson's sweet smelling bus would be mine! That night with garden hoe, digging trowel

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  • , & a six-pack of Bud, I plowed Mrs. Johnson's garden & stole her bush, right out from under Mr. Johnson's nose. It was sweet revenge, after last year when Mr. Johnson "borrowed"

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  • my chimpanzee that had taken me FOREVER to train.An arm for an arm, a bush for an ape. i suppose she can grow another bush. its not like i can grow another chimp! i was a little

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  • miffed that her incompetence put me in this position in the first place. Now I had to spend hours scouring the Internet for chimp dealers. Luckily I know a guy who knows a guy who

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  • knows for sure that this was a waste of my time. In a brusque email, someone with the user name SlimWhitman told me that what I really need is a bonobo. They're cheaper and

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  • More durable than the chinese Factory outlet crap. Slim Whitman is a genius at folding stories, and everyone acknowledges that. My foldd stories have improved too. It was midnight

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  • and I feverishly tried to think of a few positive saying for the three fortune cookies I had to make slips for...However, the pickings were "Slim" I wrote one that said

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  • "Hope is a cruel taskmaster." Another, "Why are you reading this? Get busy!" Finally, "This is the last day of the 1st part of your life." At that moment I realized I was a failure

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Sep 05 2016 @ 03:35

    My only 'other' contribution on the bonobo.: http://foldingstory.com/oap9h/u3xhkc/ I really should do more. Bonobos are undervalued. p.s. thanks for the in fold compliment ambikawolf!

  2. Dhanithecat Sep 05 2016 @ 08:22

    You're welcome

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