"Don't do it, man! Just be cool."

Justin dropped the knife. He thought about what he should do next. Justin decided his best course of action was running. It works for deer, why not him?

Then he bounded crossed a road & froze when headlight beams caught him. There was a screech & a crash. Justin lay still in the road.Bambi got out of her pickup & walked to the limp

body. Then Bambi turned to Justin's son. "This is what it's like to lose your parents. SUCKER!!!" shouted Bambi without remorse. After the hit and run, Bambi

felt so alive that he decided to snort heroin, but then had a Mia Wallace-style overdose on the floor. "Not again Bambi," Thumper the Rabbit said. Thumper's only option was to

abandon Bambi for dead. His heroin addiction was a bad influence on Thumper the Rabbit anyway. Plus what kind of a name was Bambi for a male deer? No, forget him, it was the right

... *uck it!" Thumper shot adrenaline into Bambi's dope-stilled heart. Deer leaped up, donned a bandana & bought an uzi. "W-who are you?" asked a startled Thumper. "Name's Rambi."

"Rambi," Thumper repeated slowly. "Yep I'm Bambi's lesser known younger brother. What the buck has he gotten himself into?" Thumper said,"No time to explain. Help me wake him up! "

A passerby knew cpr and admitted he had never thought of doing it with a deer. He had heard hunters telling how bad a buck's breath was. But this man nonetheless took the chance.

He placed his mouth over the dying Buck's and something worse than bad breath happened. He became aroused.