"What if when we die, the light at the end

  • "What if when we die, the light at the end of the tunnel is just another pediatricians office?"

  • Phra Thepyanmahamuni, the Buddist monk, held Steve Jobs hand and whispered, "Then we will know we are right." Steve Jobs smiled serenely then calmly passed to his paralell universe

  • and mind-melded with a wormhole. Since Steve Jobs's exit from this reality he ascended the astral throne in the 18th Dimension. His powers were warped and limitless.

  • Steve Jobs^18 high-fived space leprechauns and mated with solar flares after snorting ground unicorn horn. He arm wrestled Zeus and barbequed with Satan. His powers grew until

  • he died and declared a saint by a grieving Pope and all the angels. So we were left on fold 5 to come up with a new topic. We convened an emergency FS video conference call. Of cou

  • rse that didn't worked. So we had to come up with something else. Suddenly, we realized. We had to get out. Out, in the real life. And gather a topic from the behavior of the

  • rabbits in the yard. My fellows pushed me out with a clipboard and pencil stub. I cowered before the beady eyes. Desperately, I turned back, but it was locked. "Count them dammit!"

  • I didn't get it. Why was I being forced to count scary rabbits? I just went with it. 1 2 3 4 5 This wasn't so bad 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 I began to relax 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23

  • Getting kinda sleepy 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Zzzz. What I didn't know was that while counting sheep gives you sweet dreams, counting scary rabbits gives you nightmares.

  • But is it a nightmare or a tangent universe? If a dreamscape scary rabbit tells you to wake up, shows you the future, and asks if you've ever seen a portal, the question's answered



  1. m80 Jul 05 2014 @ 20:37

    I read somewhere that Steve Job's last words were: "Wow. Oh wow."

  2. m80 Jul 05 2014 @ 20:40

    Giant, scary rabbit + time travel = Donnie Darko

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