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THE ISLAND

  • THE ISLAND

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  • -ERS SUCK, he yelled. It was an exercise in poor judgment, this being a sports bar in which Islanders fans outnumbered him 42-1. Thinking rationally, they lit some Molotov cock

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  • s. The Molotov brothers ran from the bar screaming for release from this inhuman torture. "Well that was easier than I thought. I think we found Islander fans' greatest weakness:

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  • Grass-Type attacks seem to be double super effective against these water-ground islanders!" "Damnit!" replied Steve, "I knew I should have picked Bulbasaur!"

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  • The only other Pokemon Steve had on him was an Electrode, and that just wouldn't cut it. The islanders were quickly eviscerated by the unstoppable

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  • Raquaza which slowly destroyed the city. although he didnt have a strong pokemon ash had a friends brock who owned a geodude. which could sen raquaza to the middle of the earth.

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  • This was called "Middle Earth." However unlike Tolkein's lies, there were no magical people there. Just a bunch of pharmaceutical executives and Bud Light girls who

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  • really made the place a lateral movement. Still, I hated the books to death, so finding a damn way out was my first priority. Why the hell was it "Middle" Earth anyway? It smelt

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  • like a cover-up. I began to research LOTR. Why the frequent references to pipe smoking? Were they commissioned by the Tobacco industry? The smoke wraiths from Philip Morris

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  • haunted me.No one believed me of course, they thought I was just another conspiracy freak. But I knew I was right: LOTR was really written by Pillip M; Tolkien was just a pseudonym

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