I am VERY mad at you! What we're you thinking

through out my precious toenail clipping collection! Do you know the value of a single clipping from Paris Hilton? I had a complete set! Or that ingrown tonenail from

Zach Efron? Ebay exploded. Some petroleum-billionaire-Arabs-daughter offered me her virginity for it. Utterly crazy. I decided to keep said toenail and to focus on

Zach Efron's toe, so that it would migrate to his nail that I had, kind of like Ash's arm in Vs. Evil Dead. If an oil heiress was ready to be violated for the nail, the toe itself

..." and the Col. Jessup yelled at Zach Efron, "You can't handle the toe!" The Colonel got up, then Efron put his foot down, "Sit back down." Jessup said what, "I said, I haven't

seen High School Musical live! Zach, just sing us one song! It's not the same in real life." Zach pleaded to Jessup, "The colonel knows I could kill a nation without auto-tune."

It was true. The colonel had intended to use Zach without auto-tune as a secret weapon against Canada, if Canada ever went totally communist. But now that Jessup knew his secret,

the whole project would have to scrapped and the colonel faced the consequences for operating outside his orders. Canada was paid restitution & Zach remained a state secret singer

who hated his parents that wanted him to be a police officer, but now his parents were either dead or

slaves of the vampires who owned the Montresor Bed and Breakfast. He couldn't just leave Joan and the kids. Walmart wasn't open yet. He nearly went mad but eventually clarity came.