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"You can't possibly be serious!" Akakios's

  • "You can't possibly be serious!" Akakios's jaw hung open slightly, slowly pulling up his lips into a snarl, "You say I have twelve days left? Twelve days left for /what/?"

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  • "For your sister to keep her life," the enchantress said, then she chuckled. It was low and menacing, like she was trying to hard to appear charming and seductive.

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  • Then she coughed, gagging & grasped her throat. I quickly got behind her & gave her two quick Heimlich thrusts. Out popped a frog. The witch was so grateful she released my sister

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  • and she and I hurried down the Yellow Brick road to meet the Scarecrow and the Tin Man. Suddenly the flying monkeys filled the sky and began to

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  • form a ring around Dorothy and Toto. Before long, the monkeys had cornered the two of them and whisked Dorothy away to the Death Star, where their Emperor awaited.

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  • The Emperor was always waiting. He would sit in a chair or a lay-z-boy, with his hands clasped, just waiting. You know, foreseeing "everything." He once sat in a lobby for 14 years

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  • and almost died of hunger and was dying to get out of there. But no one ever came, it was like waiting for someone that is already gone even though you don't know that, it was horr

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  • id. And I gave myself to basket weaving using nothing but shreds of my clothing. Then came the age of enlightenment and a large floating sentient cat we will call Cheshire came do

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  • re mi fa so la ti from coming around the tree behind you, up higher. We're all a little cray cray up in dis play. We be fronting. Full facade. Thin veneer. Light, Vermeer. You, can

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  • Distinguish between hue and tint if you have good vision. The avian methods of doing this are easy to learn big only from the school of thought that we seniprs

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