i was walking in them jungle and suddenly,

moving about making motions. I climbed the tree & was shock to see that the moving things in the hive were a swarm of magical David Blaines. They gave me ludicrous intense stares.

So I gave them back intense Lil' Wayne stares. The swarm of magical David Blaines returned to their hive. There was a queen magic David Blaine that controlled all them.

A darkness covered the land, the Brockengespenst conjuring itself from a far off peak, and it fled the sunrise, looming, towards the hive.It was the monstrous, bat-like Criss Angel

that would engage him in an epic battle of sorcery. Criss Angel imprisoned the Brockengespenst in an impenetrable box made of only of toilet paper, but the Brockengespenst conjured

up a diarrhea that made him use up all the paper. Freed, the Brockengespenst retaliated by brocking Criss Angel with magic bockwursts. He had fasted for 24 hours before the duel,

as was writ in the ancient scrolls prophesying the downfall of the fearsome mage, Criss Angel. They arranged their duel for dusk, by Brockengespenst's request. Criss wore a lovely

Chantilly lace target in mauve & lavender over his heart. Brockengespenst, at Criss Angel's request, wore a single petunia over his heart. They took their positions at the points.

I tied satin blindfolds onto them, sent the firing squad home, and gave them each an exploding cigarette to smoke. "Ew, menthol?" Criss griped, just before he was blown sky high.

Using just his tongue, Mr. Amaze-O pushed his exploding cigarette up his left nostril, but that was it. Blaine swallowed his cig and somehow ejected it from his navel just in time.