Shopping spree!Shoooooeeeeeessssss!Anne felt

Running excitedly throughout the mall, she suddenly tripped over her new 11" heels and cracked her head on the ground. She awakened to find herself in

The middle of a nightmarish version of her favorite hangout spot, While adjusting to her new surroundings she looked over her shoulder to realize that

the place wasn't as she used to remember it. It was old, uninhabited. The buildings started to collapse. The wilderness seemed to claim it's territory. And the moonlight made all

the werewolves change into to beast and pretty much reduce the town to bloody ribbons and speckled gristle. This is why her hometown had looked different.

Well, that and the new Subway Sandwich shop, which they put in the old post office building and painted dayglo yellow. The werewolves loved the Gristle Sub, which was low in calori

e counting Mums. The most popular item on the menu, by far was the "Single-Mom 6-inch sub deal." The calories had been predetermined, so the werewolves only had to eat the momwhich

But the werewolf felt sad. He couldn't eat the momwich. He too had once had a mother. The single mom smiled at him between her two pieces of bread and he began to feel his frozen

paws warming up. She was in the middle of a meatball sandwich - talk about mystery ingredients. The werewolf helped the lady out of her bun, and the two went out for coffee.

The barista asked them what they wanted and the werewolf told her, "Two meatball sandwiches, medium rare, and two horsehead cream coffees." The barista was roasted and tipped 20%.