Lindsey erupted into a laughter frenzy after

! Thank G she video'd it and she put it on Utube with the title 'FAIL: Molly Malone on go-ped, hilarious '. Molly was not amused when she found out. Actually she was extremely piss

ed off. But then Molly's go-ped FAIL on Utube got 20 million hits. Soon there were parody sites with LOL cats, movie mash-ups, cheap t-shirts, and jokes on Leno. She was a celeb.

Inevitably she got a call from the folks at Letterman.Molly was up after the human bagpipe & the kid who swallows golf balls. Hyping up her go-ped FAIL with jetpacks & 4 Hyundais

except while she was collecting her jetpacks and stuff, she missed the follow up call from the Letterman producer. She had already told everyone that she was going on Letterman

To console herself, she decided to revive every dormant FS fold. Soon the old folds were gone and the writers started fighting over the few new ones.They hacked each others' accoun

-tants with machetes to financially ruin each other. This was all playing into Noah's "bait and bleed" strategy. "Now I will climb the leaderboard," he said. Almost-finished folds

danced like sugarplums in Noah' s head as he completed story after story. His maniacal laughter could be heard round the globe among the foldsters as he knocked MoralEnd out of 1st

Place in a beauty contest, by having cosmetic surgery to look more like a Playboy Bunny. The ruse was so successful that Hugh Hefner himself turned up, and suggested that he went

to live in a retirement home in Clacton. The bunnies were so taken with this idea that they had a whip round & bought him the bus ticket themselves. Happy endings all round!