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Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk

  • Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

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  • the beautiful merpeople who hang out at the coast of the Atlantic. These people are very interesting, whenever they see a passerby they yell out.....

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  • "We merely appear to have fish tails!" It was an in joke. They really were from Atlantis & had gotten their landlubber legs from the sea hag. Cruising the bars & drinking like fish

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  • from "Barney Miller" they'd grown into everyday joe's. No one cared that they were once mermen. They were even allowed a civil ceremony to marry

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  • and live the rest of their lives in obscurity. Which would have happened if Neptune hadn't woken up from his 1000-year slumber and realized all of his merman had wandered off to

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  • more lucrative careers in swimming-pool porn. But Neptune had others in reserve, creatures unseen. And he was also delighted that Richard Branson and James Cameron were exploring

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  • the new sensational craze that had become known as "Latex Layering." Latex Layering was a unique fetish that had until now only existed in the warped minds of the seediest

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  • glove makers laboring in the dark hollows of the five finger death plant. Yet once Lady Gaga found out about it Latex Layering became all the rage amongst the Tweens

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  • and the five-fingered factory spew forth billions of sentient latex gloves which, once on the hands of the unwary masses, began to twitch, to fumble around, to make rude gestures.

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  • Then the hand had a epic fight with the scooby doo gang and the gloves said "I would have got away with it if it wasn't for the meddling kids" FIN!

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