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The year: 2165. The place: The Andromeda

  • The year: 2165. The place: The Andromeda Galaxy. There, in his massive star cruiser, the 12th incarnation of B'chugerroth, Eternal Guardian of the Dark Flame, plotted his return

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  • B'chugerroth XII chortled, "Soon my meme will be across the Intranets of this unsuppecting planet they call, Earth! They will know me like LOL cats and dramatic prairie dogs!"

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  • "Oh no it won't" bellowed Tay Zonday atop a chocolate rainstorm. "Mine is the one true meme, and will flood the earth leaving nothing in its wake". Stepping away from the cloud to

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  • take the back route into Bespin, the union organizer tried to get the workers of the Tibanna gas mining company to meet, the only problem was

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  • another union had booked the protest area: The local union for "Aliens Aren't All Annoying Caricatures." With their multiple arms, they picketed more signs at Tibanna Mining Co.

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  • than the Canary Rights Advocacy Group. The Aggro Crag collapsed under the weight of the protestors, trapping alien miners and their 6-winged canaries. Clean-up was easy enough with

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  • a few tactical drone strikes. This is, Mrs. Inspector-General, my understanding of events at this juncture. Thank you." Admiral McPhlee turned to his lawyer and covered his mouth

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  • , gasping, "Oh my gosh! your arm!" In acknowledgement, the vice admiral said "He's been bitten. Looks like we'll have to shoot him in the head before he turns into a walker."

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  • But he would have none of it! Clenching his jaws in pain, he bravely faced his adversary & withdrew his secret weapon: a vial of the Poison of Poisons.The vice admiral gasped as

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  • he grasped the faceted bottle's jester stopper. The bottle was engraved with "The Killing Joke". He pulled the plug releasing a deadly pun so dreadful I daren't even print it here.

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