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On the first day of Xmas my true love gave

  • On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me...

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  • nothing. Cheap bastard. He didn't give me anything on days 2 - 12 either. "Christmas has been ruined by commercialism," he said. "Instead of giving gifts, let's just cuddle."

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  • "Seriously? It's bad enough you dragged me out here 4Christmas, but now you're telling me you got me NOTHING? & U want to cuddle?! Cuddle THIS!" She had enough, she grabbed Squawke

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  • rs' stocking and threw it out the window where it got caught on a milk truck that was driving by. Squawkers squawked, "You bitch! I'm gonna claw you for that!" OMG, I had never

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  • heard Squawkers swear before. He's got quite the potty mouth. I couldn't blame him though he did spend that summer with you know who in South Carolina. Any way the milk truck kept

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  • coming day after day even though squawkers kept screaming each day at the top of his lungs you cunt bag, whore fucker at the poor old milkman. What I can't figure out is why he

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  • looke so innocent. I loved him although I knew he had an evil inside. I couldn't forget his eyes. I couldn't stop loving him. I cursed my self...why why do I want him so much?

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  • Was it the arachnid DNA fused with his own in that incident? The 8 eyes encircling his head were unforgettable. It also accounted for his evil inside. Spiders aren't famous for

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  • their milk, their famous for their silk. The Arachnid DNA did its thing. Hard bumps rose beneath his flesh, skin split apart in rags, as spinnerets emerged from his bones.

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  • And /still/ Jonah Jameson was a total hardass on him. "Sick leave for a photographer!? Fuck that!" Peter Parker let out a groan and slumped against the bars of the county zoo.

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2 Comments

  1. WilDom Dec 03 2013 @ 14:27

    Mango ... who is the person Squawkers was with in South Carolina? HAHA, you are making SC comments way too much. It is actually a lovely state and has some great liberal arts colleges.

  2. MangoMania Dec 03 2013 @ 14:37

    Nothing personnel. I pick on cities that appear in people's profiles to grab their attention. Don't worry Terre Haute, Indiana will be next.

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