"Holly i'm going to be late!!!" Exclaimed

Her blind date, Bert, was like OMG gor-juss! He stared smokily. "I will ravish you later," he husked. "But until then, let's talk about me." Savannah nearly choked on her curly fry

and looked at the clock. Still 2 minutes to go. Bert was most positively the worst blind date of the evening. Savannah couldn't even be bothered to tell him how

much his monobrow & little tuft of hair that grew out of his otherwise bald pate turned her off. Why the yellow tinge, did he have jaundice? And why did his buddy Ernie tag along?

Indeed, he often struck out with the ladies simply because of his felt-like complexion. It wasn't easy being a single muppet, and with a wingman like Ernie, well, he didn't expect

much. "Tell 'em about the pigeons! He likes pigeons!" Ernie blurted. Bert sighed. If he could just get away from that annoying laugh, he might have a chance with the ladies,

So he told them about the pigeons. When Bert got to the gory part, his voice was apologetic. "...and, well, that's what happened to the pigeons." Ernie laughed, but the ladies

were irritated by his pigeon story. They turned back to their conversation about how adorable Perry the Platypus was, ignoring Bert. Bert was heartbroken for not being noticed by

them. It wasn't fair! He wished he'd been born with a bill. He quacked and made a duck-face by pressing his lips together. One girl finally asked, "Ernie, what's eating Bert?"

*rolling credits* "Sunny day sweeping the clouds away,on my way to where the air is sweet...Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street...How to get to..."