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Eating a McGangBang is kind of like having

  • Eating a McGangBang is kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it's happening you're stoked, but once you're finished. Well you've got a good story about regret

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  • to laugh at when the guy you've cheated on remains bitter for the rest of his life. But forever alones are not people. You deserve a fresh slate for your McGangBang, because you're

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  • a winner! You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! You're the best! Around! You deserve that McGangBang, you've earned it! Now, just 2 get the nerve to order it

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  • from the local McDonald's. In order to distract the worker as I ordered my McGangBang, I drove through the drivethru in the nude after watching some really hardcore porn.

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  • "Is that two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun or you just McHappy to see me?" said the Drivethru attendant. "Isn't this In-and

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  • -Out Burger?" I asked teasingly. "What's yo name?" She leaned out of the drive-thru window, pursed her lips & blew her name in my ear, "Wendy. And I am hot-n-juicy." This was fast

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  • and Furious 3, the little known sequel, also called 3 Fold 3 Storious. Still, I hadn't imagined it would involve fast food restaurants and a "hot-n-juicy" girl named Wendy. "Tabasc

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  • o sauce has nothin' on her" was the 3 Fold 3 Storious movie tagline. In 1 trailer, Wendy violently rips a fold from the typewriter, stuffs it her bra, primps her hair in the mirror

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  • ed eye sockets of that creepy mannequin that Wendy keeps around. The fold in her bra was written on a special kind of paper. A very uncommon paper indeed. But it was the ink

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  • ed message across the mannequin's plastic buttocks that revealed the whole truth and nothing butt the truth: You'll have nightmares if you eat fried bologna sandwiches at bedtime.

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2 Comments

  1. jefforama Jan 20 2014 @ 18:30

    I've had a few nightmares like this.

  2. SlimWhitman Mar 07 2016 @ 05:31

    You shouldn't eat a McGangBang just before bedtime.

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