"David that's not how you properly return

David pushed the cart back across the parking lot. It slid awkwardly into place. David shuddered. "You happy now?" he yelled towards his pet. Westie barked - a cold, wordless bark.

David went back to his car. His Westie scrapped his paws at door from the inside and locked it. "Open the door Francis!" Francis jumped back and set off the parking break.

David banged on the car door, but in vain. Francis hopped up to the steering wheel with a wee bark. Suddenly David's pet rabbit emerged from under the seat and winked at David.

and shouted "One pill makes you smaller!" David groaned; Alice was back and apparently she brought supplies

, ironically, so that they could down-size accordingly. "Living small will be great for us!" gushed Alice, as she swallowed 5 pills & held out her hand. "Here, take yours!" David

stared blankly at the 5 pills in her hand, "What are those?" "Laxatives!" Alice smiled broadly, "We should have enough bowel movements, David, in order to fit inside our tiny home

I was willing to try anything. I'd spent a fortune on this tiny house in order to be self sustaining. I took the laxatives. The sh!tz were embarrassing and noisy. Alice's stunk l

Left the house and climbed the stairway from highway 61 to the underground railway station where I met the White Rabbit and Mad Hatter. They were returning from the White Horse

Tavern and were exceedingly pissed. "So I says to her, "Drink Me"," said the Hatter, and the White Rabbit laughed so hard her harked all over his new shoes. Mary Ann was not amused